"if burger king doesn't have the whopper, they might as well make the name burger queen"<br><br>best commercial i've seen in a while. they stopped selling the whopper for a day. genius
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i drank eight beers last night. and now my head hurts
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lastnight when i was smoking i started coughing. then i threw up everywhere
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the weekends are always a blur
and my mouth tastes like vomit
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i just watched the temptations movie and it was fucking sweet. minus the lot of them dying and all the depressing shit between songs. i gotta learn to sing
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earl grey tea smells like fruit loops.
and i want sushi.
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donald trump is in chicago this weekend and i want to meet him
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OH BETTY

whoa daniel is giving betty dating advice. What has this show come to. betty kissing boys, talking scandalous to henry under the desk and THEN she told daniel that she was dating GIO!!wtf but i can tell she totally likes him and this fake boyfriend thing is gonna turn in to a real boyfriend thing. too bad i can't stop picturing rico everytime i see him. oh what?! and now betty is "pretend" dating gio at wicked! and henry, or should i say egg salad, just watches and looks like an awkward bitch. dude needs to grow a pair and make it do what it do. nahmean



OH betty's sister is working at a hooters place! like that fat kids dad would take a video of her on his phone, then give it to his son to show justin, THEN let justin take the phone home that night to confront his mom. as if he's not gonna get any calls that night. whatever.



oh god betty went to henry's to have sex.



and i'd just like to remember one of the finer moments of last season

this entire blog will be run from my phone.
DICKMONEY
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